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INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.
CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!
THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -
HONESTY - is always the best policy
The Holidays Are Coming ! -
FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?
WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -
CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.
STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER - Galactus doesn't have Birthday cakes he has Birthday planets
ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact
STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.
POKING FUN -
POLYAMORY IS WRONG -
CHARACTER DESIGN - Some are easier than others
THE SPLATS -
BREAK DANCING - Not just for people
NOVEL ALARM CLOCK - Give someone a few feet and they jump right on it!
1 SPERM HAS 37.5MB OF DNA INFORMATION IN IT. - A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds... And you thought 3G was fast
HAPPY EASTER -
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33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -
Tony Romo Returns to Practice -
SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.
CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal
GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife
CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense
227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'
ORDER MUST BE MAINTAINED - These characters are too damn wild and out of control !
A D D -
BACTERIA - We should all support it I'ts often the only culture people have
DAILY HOROSCOPE - LEO Satisfaction Guaranteed
AMAZING ANIMAL FACT - Scientists have recently discovered that a Walrus can smell a dead fish from a distance of 3 miles.
BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers
CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain
COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -
BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals
YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait
NUT PUNCH -
dragnet - 2014 -
SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.
OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you
NEVER EVER - Make eye contact while eating a banana ...
I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -
CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.
CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage
OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN - And fight Cylons
Tactical Error -
PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!
THE CHEESE WIZ - A powerful sorcerer, his special brand of milk-based magic strikes fear into the hearts or many, especially those lactose intolerant bigots.
LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character
This is SPARTA -
~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.
FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you
WISDOMS OF WORK - Trust Your Appointment Calendar!
EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist
BREAK A LEG -
COME ON IN! - I always have time for Jehovah's Witnesses. Here, have a seat. Why don't you start at the very beginning?
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That
GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris
It's The Law -
SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!
FACT - You Will Try It
SHEEP SHAGGING -
EPIC FAIL -
TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -
TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -
THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters
STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.
LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do...
BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...
GAME FACE - Get it on!
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY ! -
On Any Given Day -
Gated Community -
The Heights -
allergic reactions -
DEAR DIARY -
OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -
USELESS FACT OF THE DAY -
BAD DECISIONS... -
SUPPORT BACTERIA - It's the only culture some people know.
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -
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